De-texting in France

First it was the horror of data roaming charges that stopped me texting home.

IMG_2895

Bah non

Then the time difference set in – when I am free to text, my friends and family are often asleep or busy.

And now? Well, now it’s a French conspiracy to cure me of my texting addiction altogether.

There are 65.7 million people living in this country and not one of them wants to text me.

Continue reading

How Yoda can help your French

yoda

The topsy-turvy way many French sentences are structured is a major handbrake for lazy learners like me.

For instance, you can say: “I gave the light sabre to Chewbacca,”  [J’ai donné le lightsaber à Chewbacca]  but it’s much cooler to say “I it to him gave,” [Je le lui ai donné ].

If you complain that Chewbacca won’t give it back to you, you have to do it Yoda-style: “He to me it give back will not,” [Il ne me le redonne pas].

Now you are speaking French.

Continue reading